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Billy Harris continues to regale us with his reportage from the rodeo worlds in Graz, Austria.

It was a 60 $ cab ride today for tiffer and I. I have this grand plan to ride a scooter through the streets of GRAZ feet in the air all decked out in my gear…. It was a great plan really…. I am trying to draw a scooter on a business card while driving over bridges and streetcar tracks trying to tell the skinny little (who speaks german) guy I wanted to rent a scooter. NO HARD EH, well I ended up at a motorcycle dealership with a salesman working his ass of trying to sell me a BMW with baggage bins on the side. MY LIFE is ONE LONG HARD STRUGGLE; I really should be in an institution you know down 60 $ no scooter no feet in the air, pissed girl, end my pain. Any way lets get this mispelt ramble started shal we.

Greetings sports fans, the Graz place is great. The hole is getting better and the people are getting thicker. It took a bit of getting used to kayaking with out air but I am starting to feel a little more comfortable with the hole. Tobias some crazy little German kid was killing it today, we all get spanked but he had the most oxygen intake per ride. Ej was up to his usual antics his arm seems to be causing him some grief. I guess he and the little German kid Tobias were playing at some wave and they lift themselves up a set of stairs to get up to the wave. Most people get out but not these two. Anyway EJ's arm is a little sore and Both Tiffany and I lectured him on taking it easy on that arm. "don't worrie, I have ice and I-BE-Broken at the apartment." Ej sayed.

Figure 1: Ej happy as usual

Figure 2: Catching a little sidesurf and some o2

Got some great pictures of Tiffany Manchester partaking in day 2 DE-BUGGING. We do shots of this Stroh stuff here's a couple. It goes down really smooth as you can see
Figure 3: Before the BOOZ

Figure 4: AFTER THE BOOZ

This is tiffers favorite part of the day by far.
Graz is a beautiful little place and I will try to show you some of the streets later on. In the week. KEEP your eyes open I will try to keep things interesting Speeking of interesting Two oversized Pommies today had a spectacular towel fight earlier on. There was red marks and screaming for a better part of 10 minuites. The big Chubby one on the left Mark, ended up taking most of the abuse. I know that they speak English they are English by rights but I couln't make out any of it but "AHHH", you little "ahh" and the distict snap of a wet towl. Entertainment was great

Hey kiddies its hard dam work here between sessions, there is eating, beer testing and some pretty perverse ads around town for Strip joints and sex shows…... And Corran Addison isn't coming……… that is weird. The local strip joints are going to be at half mast today with out our favorite PERV on hand for the entertainment.

On a mission Billy Harris