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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #45 on: November 26, 2015, 06:36:47 PM »
He's probably right.  A white god with a beard and a robe, sounds like somebody needed to move some things around.

I had terminal pancreatic cancer and end stage kidney cancer a few months ago.  I was told by my oncologist to make final plans and she had wanted to know if I wanted home hospice.  I went to my acupuncturist to say goodbye and thank you for all the help the past three years. 
I didn't tell him I was coming in, I just had dropped sky off at polo and dropped in.  I arrived to him standing in the waiting room pissed that it had taken all day for me to come.  He cancelled all his patients.  He said god had come to him a week ago and said he needed to save my ass.  Dr lee said he was to suffer a week so that he would have the strength to heal me. (I'm supposed to.die in a week, I'm like fuck it,,god, jesus, budda, who ever,,I'm down,,,I did not believe in much of this till that day). So I said fine,,called my x wife and had her pick.sky up.  I was in that room for 5 hours and went through some crazy shit.  At least 300 needles, to open me up.  Then he got busy.  All kinds of insane heat and energy passing through me.  He was punching my feet and making my eye roll back in my head. While never touching me.  He would rub his hands together, put them on my back, and it felt like his hands reached into and through my back. I could feel him pulling my kidneys ascern. Hurt like nothing else.  I passed out twice.  Then it got wierd. Dr lee knew I didn't believe in the god part or higher power stuff.  I trust him, but the saving me thing was a little far fetched.  I couldn't breathe and I was going into vtach every hour due to the swelling of my pancreas.  I was dieing.  He was speaking of Jesus (not the guy in a robe and huaraches,, another dude, the real jesus)  i could maybe wrap my head around a higher power but jesus was just to much.  He felt my disbelief,,this is a 90 year old chinese man that speaks very little english.  He turned to me, caressed my hand, and said, "douglas, you must listen, listen to dr Lee's words, son."  It was my mom who passed in 2001.  Clear as day, it felt so good to hear her voice.  And here I am.  I did listen.  I went to my oncologist the following monday.  My vitals where perfect. No sob, no cp, no kidney pain, and my pee was clear, no blood, no stinky death coming out of me.   

I never felt or saw a god.  But I understood, i didn't understand a thing.  I saved a little boy in kauaia month after dr lee.  As I pulled this little kid off the bottom of the ocean, I cleared him and gave him a couple of breaths and pumps.  I got him back pretty quickly. But the medics where still a bit out.  The guards had a bvm, but no stethoscope.  They saw I knew more than them so they just stepped back and let me work the little boy.  The little boy was unconscious, well gorked would be a better term.  The little 2 year old talked to me the entire time.  He told me every time when the frothy sputum was coming up, he knew he had water and blood in his lungs and he would ask me to roll him.  He told me his name was EJ, and that he would be ok.  My best friend and business partner died the week before and his name was EJ. 
Still no god though. Just strange stuff.

Then come the end of the summer and I almost died on a toilet.  Just great right.  I had gone into a magnesium depletion type of heat stroke heart attack thing, with uncontrollable diarrhea and vomiting, for four hours straight.  My girlfriend was holding my head up as I was going unconsciouss and vomitting.  In between passing out I would instruct her how to keep my air way open.  It was fucking gnarly,,way past any near drownings and cartwheels off huge cliffs.  That is when I finally got to meet the energy ball.  It told me to harden the fuck up,,there's no way you are dieing on this,,I was under the impression this was a test.  And once again I woke up the next morning on the bathroom floor,,totally fine.   

I didn't see a man, a girl, nothing.  It was heat, light and vibrations. That was it.

My final thought to all you engineers and hopeful engineers.  You don't just have light all of a sudden.  You travel at great speeds. You see many  truths I guess.  It's the cosmos for sure, but it's impossible to explain.  Just huge amounts of universal information and truth and energy all concentrated into waves of vibrations.  I wish I could explain it better.  You learn some things though.  Here's what I learned.

You stupid fuckers are doing everything wrong, every physicist, mathematician, biologist scientist and so on.  You are doing it wrong.  You are approaching every thing from top down.  The universe, earth, us, nature all of it.  It's not a design but it is,,there are patterns to all of this.  But everything was built from the bottom up. We as humans have disconnected from this knowledge.  Our doctors and our engineers do not have an answer for humanity.  It's not going to work.  We are doing every thing wrong.  It's saddening to see.   And it's being expressed through dieing oceans, trees, animals, insects and human suffering.  We have disconnected from our life force.  And nobody but nobody is coming to the rescue.  That's what I've been told.

Tell your son to be open, don't close his mind before he ever gets started.  Tell him to learn the math, then go find the origins,,don't use it to build more shit that will just destroy humanity further. 

Another thing,,,go look up the Ice Man.  If you want to be healthy, injury free and understand what's happening to our world,, follow his advice.  He has learned how to tap Into this energy with some simple breathing techniques.  Check him out


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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #46 on: November 26, 2015, 06:56:38 PM »
Wow, that's awesome GFN.  There's way more out there than can be explained by science.  I've seen some weird stuff too, been healed before too.  Not as dramatically as you, however.  I think that God and science ultimately work perfectly together, the only reason that modern science can not embrace God is because it is not yet advanced enough. 
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #47 on: November 26, 2015, 11:25:53 PM »
Thanks all for the mostly sage advice. My take away from this is:
1)  Paddle like a freight train so they know you mean business
2)  Pull out if they are still pressing for position or plain blocking you. Contact will likely escalate.
3)  If you are not having fun, something is way wrong and paddle to the next break.

I see those proner impediment tactics sometimes when I'm surfing south shore Oahu on crowded days.

1) Everybody gets one pass no matter what. I usually give them three.
2) If they actually manage to take off from the position they are jockeying for then the only message you should take away from the interaction is that you need to learn to surf better. The position they had was the one you should have taken.
3) If they don't catch the wave, then just drop in on them next time. I have never been in a line up where people gave anyone an unlimited free pass to paddle for waves and not catch them. If they cut you off for three failed take off attempts in a row then I don't think anyone will blame you for ignoring them.

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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2015, 12:30:08 AM »
Science doesn't have anything to say about God one way or the other, except that the universe we know is about 14 billion years old. That's about it. Some aspects of religion have something to say about science, but it's just silly, dipshit stuff.
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2015, 08:25:50 AM »
Science doesn't have anything to say about God one way or the other, except that the universe we know is about 14 billion years old. That's about it. Some aspects of religion have something to say about science, but it's just silly, dipshit stuff.
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #50 on: November 27, 2015, 08:48:32 AM »
One of my favorite sayings.
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #51 on: November 27, 2015, 11:04:13 AM »
Appreciate the points of view.  I remain agnostic but but in awe of our universe.

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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #52 on: November 27, 2015, 11:23:21 AM »

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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #53 on: November 27, 2015, 12:09:54 PM »
Appreciate the points of view.  I remain agnostic but but in awe of our universe.

Me too. Agnostic simply means "doesn't know" and in my case, doesn't presume to know. I don't really think other people do either, but plenty believe.
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #54 on: November 27, 2015, 01:18:54 PM »
Appreciate the points of view.  I remain agnostic but but in awe of our universe.

Me too. Agnostic simply means "doesn't know" and in my case, doesn't presume to know. I don't really think other people do either, but plenty believe.

I agree, PB.  Nobody can prove anything either way; it all boils down to what you choose to believe.  Believers think they can prove the existence of God, but that can't be empirically proven.  Others believe that science proves there is no God, but, once again, it can't be empirically proven.  We all have our strong convictions, we all think we are right, but none of us can prove anything.   That's OK in my book.  I respect anyone's beliefs...as long as it doesn't involve hijacking planes and blowing things up.


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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #55 on: November 27, 2015, 01:25:46 PM »
So we go from discussing proner blocking tactics to religious discussions......
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #56 on: November 27, 2015, 01:26:32 PM »
for me its more like the older I get the more I believe.  I don't know for sure  and I f I get the  name wrong  i believe  that god is benevolent
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« Reply #57 on: November 27, 2015, 03:04:08 PM »
God's Whisper; Creations' Thunder by Brian Hines is an interesting read on the Mystical Science discussion..
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #58 on: November 27, 2015, 03:49:58 PM »
So we go from discussing proner blocking tactics to religious discussions......
I was about to post, "And the award for 'Thread Drift' of the year goes to..."
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Re: Proner Impediment Tactic
« Reply #59 on: November 27, 2015, 04:08:45 PM »
So we go from discussing proner blocking tactics to religious discussions......

Pray for surf--or just appeal to the random distribution of wave energy in the universe.
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