Quote from: trianglelaguna on January 27, 2015, 06:57:25 PM

http://www.kionrightnow.com/news/local-news/sheriff-furniture-store-a-front-for-big-marijuana-grow-in-gilroy/30949196

LOL!  His name is awesome!!

That's a great handle 

sounds like what my girl friend would say if I go for her "backdoor".hehehehe

HA!

valentines day is just around the corner...get her something nice this year

https://monterey.craigslist.org/mcy/4877911266.html

Only Pat.

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in Bar Harbor,
a Maine man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife,"  said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens  asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear
first?"
Fearing the  worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could
possibly be the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best
looking Maine Lobsters that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized
Rockfish clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the
1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the
great news?"
The trooper  replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."


 

What a turd.