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Topic: Bitches be Crazy!!!  (Read 1675 times)

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http://www.aol.com/article/2014/10/20/woman-arrested-after-becoming-trapped-in-chimney/20981054/?ncid=webmail18


Deputies responded to a home in the 1900 block of Woodside Drive at 5:45 a.m. after a caller reported that the woman had been stuck in the chimney, about 8 feet from the top, for two hours, said Capt. Renee Ferguson of the Ventura County Sheriff's Department.
The county Fire Department's urban search and rescue team was called to the scene. Photos posted on Twitter by the department showed firefighters on the roof of the house as they worked to reach the woman, who was conscious during the rescue.
The flue was lubricated with dish soap before she was lifted out of the chimney, placed in a stokes basked and hoisted from the roof by a ladder truck, according to VCFD Capt. Mike Lindbery.
The woman, whose "intent was unclear," was known by the homeowner, the Sheriff's Department said.
She was extricated by 8:22 a.m. and transported to Los Robles Hospital & Medical Center for evaluation, according to the Fire Department. Her condition was not immediately known.
She was later identified as Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, a 30-year-old Thousand Oaks resident, and arrested for allegedly illegally entering a residence and providing false information to a peace officer, the VCSD stated in a news release.
The home's resident, who did not wish to be identified, said he had met Nunez-Figueroa online and they had gone on about six dates.
He cautioned other people about allowing acquaintances into their homes.
"Before you have somebody come in your house really check them out ... really give it some time before you let somebody in, because they might want to stay," he told KTLA.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2014, 04:17:33 PM by Cabeza de Martillo »
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Rules I host another Christmas party at my place this year:
1)  No, you're not staying, moving in, squatting or otherwise
2)  Just try & climb down my chimney if you didn't follow rule # 1 & see what happens next.  I'm sure it has a little something to do with "fire in the hole" :smt002

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Ya, He hit and Quit it and she cased the joint while being pounded :smt044 Break a window ladies :smt005 Crazy eyes on that one for sure!!!!!  :smt101 :smt101 :smt101
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Everybody know crazy be the best. Just need to have a lock on your chimney.


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What really terrifies me about this story is that I broke things off with a girl last night that would've used a chimney to invade my residence if I had one. Couldn't get her to leave! Stage 5 Psycho hose beast


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What really terrifies me about this story is that I broke things off with a girl last night that would've used a chimney to invade my residence if I had one. Couldn't get her to leave! Stage 5 Psycho hose beast

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What the hell is wrong with her lips?

What really terrifies me about this story is that I broke things off with a girl last night that would've used a chimney to invade my residence if I had one. Couldn't get her to leave! Stage 5 Psycho hose beast

My first girlfriend in high school, all grown up:

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Everybody know crazy be the best. Just need to have a lock on your chimney.

What the hell is wrong with her lips?

What really terrifies me about this story is that I broke things off with a girl last night that would've used a chimney to invade my residence if I had one. Couldn't get her to leave! Stage 5 Psycho hose beast

My first girlfriend in high school, all grown up:

http://murderpedia.org/female.M/m/mcelrath-joanna.htm

stay safe.

Conjugal visits  :smt003
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Translates to Hammerhead in English for my Gringo amigos.
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"Give your son a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach him how to spearfish and he'll feed you for a lifetime" - Cabeza de Martillo

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What the hell is wrong with her lips??
tight fit. was kissing the inside of that dirty chimney
Why so many typos ? You try typing on 6 mm virtual keys with 26 mm thumbs...


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Pronounced in Spanish  ka·be·za de mar·t·yo
Translates to Hammerhead in English for my Gringo amigos.
....and yes that's me with a 6ft. green moray in the avatar.

"Spearos before Hos" - Silent Hunter

"Give your son a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach him how to spearfish and he'll feed you for a lifetime" - Cabeza de Martillo

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2018 JDOTY Noah aka Silent Hunter


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That is hella funny, guess I need to reevaluate what I got.
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Situation solves itself, I have had one stuffed in the chimney, since '10, kinda solves the prob of another tryin. Or just date fat chicks. If they do try it, you can lure them away with an icecream truck sound track.
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