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Farkkkkk I Hate Drones.

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Created by E T > 9 months ago, 21 Feb 2017
E T
QLD, 2286 posts
21 Feb 2017 12:49PM
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not only do we have to put up with Sea Lice (jet skis), wanker clubbies, wanker clubbies in condoms (rubber duckies), speed boats and other noisy useless water craft, now when I paddle I get FARKKKKEN drones overhead.

These nuisances sound like 10,000 mozzies on steroids and the operators think its funny to buzz around your head when you are paddling into the river mouth.

Not only that, the wanker clubbies want to use them to patrol beaches. FARKKKK off, perverts that's what I reckon. all the fat useless yellow and red wankers want to do is perv on boys and girls sunbaking with not much on.

Ban the noisy, useless, pestilent bastard things I reckon.

That's all I have to say about that.

ET.

NewScotty
2350 posts
21 Feb 2017 3:42PM
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Well said

kadilak
QLD, 605 posts
21 Feb 2017 6:37PM
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Agree ET, drones overhead are not cool and actually illegal. From the CASA website:

- You must not fly over populous areas such as beaches, heavily populated parks, or sports ovals while they are in use.
- You must not fly closer than 30 metres to vehicles, boats, buildings or people.

and the place to report them is:
https://www.casa.gov.au/webform/unsafe-drone-operations-complaint-form

That bloke that picked up a bunnings sausage sizzle with his drone copped a $4000 fine I believe

Go get them

kadilak
QLD, 605 posts
21 Feb 2017 6:39PM
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oops accidentally posted in the 666 forum

Tardy
4929 posts
21 Feb 2017 5:02PM
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You know the guys flying them can see you .? Invite them in closer with your rude finger
then wack them out of the sky with your paddle .

if you know the guys flying them its ok .and they give a copy of your session .but complete stranger..invading your private time ...it's worth getting pissed off.

wazza66
QLD, 607 posts
21 Feb 2017 8:38PM
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Where were you surfing so I can start whacking a few with my paddle
Problem is finding the operator as they usually hide away from view.

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
21 Feb 2017 7:56PM
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E T said..
not only do we have to put up with Sea Lice (jet skis), wanker clubbies, wanker clubbies in condoms (rubber duckies), speed boats and other noisy useless water craft, now when I paddle I get FARKKKKEN drones overhead.

These nuisances sound like 10,000 mozzies on steroids and the operators think its funny to buzz around your head when you are paddling into the river mouth.

Not only that, the wanker clubbies want to use them to patrol beaches. FARKKKK off, perverts that's what I reckon. all the fat useless yellow and red wankers want to do is perv on boys and girls sunbaking with not much on.

Ban the noisy, useless, pestilent bastard things I reckon.

That's all I have to say about that.

ET.



A first class and well deserved rant

Now get to work on those farken leaf blowers...

Think you are ocean lovers but you are lazy, arrogant environmental terrorists who are nothing more than suburban sloths .... get a ****ing dust pan and brush. Noise is out of control,the fumes are bs,then all the **** gets blown down the drain or all through my house....did I say ***

NewScotty
2350 posts
22 Feb 2017 4:39AM
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chrispy said..

E T said..
not only do we have to put up with Sea Lice (jet skis), wanker clubbies, wanker clubbies in condoms (rubber duckies), speed boats and other noisy useless water craft, now when I paddle I get FARKKKKEN drones overhead.

These nuisances sound like 10,000 mozzies on steroids and the operators think its funny to buzz around your head when you are paddling into the river mouth.

Not only that, the wanker clubbies want to use them to patrol beaches. FARKKKK off, perverts that's what I reckon. all the fat useless yellow and red wankers want to do is perv on boys and girls sunbaking with not much on.

Ban the noisy, useless, pestilent bastard things I reckon.

That's all I have to say about that.

ET.




A first class and well deserved rant

Now get to work on those farken leaf blowers...

Think you are ocean lovers but you are lazy, arrogant environmental terrorists who are nothing more than suburban sloths .... get a ****ing dust pan and brush. Noise is out of control,the fumes are bs,then all the **** gets blown down the drain or all through my house....did I say ***


Don't start me on leaf blowers.
Noisy, lazy _u_nts

towball
4627 posts
22 Feb 2017 6:28AM
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NewScotty said..

chrispy said..


E T said..
not only do we have to put up with Sea Lice (jet skis), wanker clubbies, wanker clubbies in condoms (rubber duckies), speed boats and other noisy useless water craft, now when I paddle I get FARKKKKEN drones overhead.

These nuisances sound like 10,000 mozzies on steroids and the operators think its funny to buzz around your head when you are paddling into the river mouth.

Not only that, the wanker clubbies want to use them to patrol beaches. FARKKKK off, perverts that's what I reckon. all the fat useless yellow and red wankers want to do is perv on boys and girls sunbaking with not much on.

Ban the noisy, useless, pestilent bastard things I reckon.

That's all I have to say about that.

ET.





A first class and well deserved rant

Now get to work on those farken leaf blowers...

Think you are ocean lovers but you are lazy, arrogant environmental terrorists who are nothing more than suburban sloths .... get a ****ing dust pan and brush. Noise is out of control,the fumes are bs,then all the **** gets blown down the drain or all through my house....did I say ***



Don't start me on leaf blowers.
Noisy, lazy _u_nts


Think I might invent a drone leaf blower fark that would be great

pumpjockey02
309 posts
22 Feb 2017 8:19AM
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ET its time to head over to the land of the frenchies, they are already solving this problem,
perhaps colas can send some of these birds over our way or we could get someone to train some wedge tailed eagles to take down drones over the beaches.

www.euronews.com/2017/02/16/where-eagles-dare-france-trains-birds-to-bring-down-drones

Love it. Only in France.

rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
22 Feb 2017 10:51AM
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I think it's the department of agriculture or some similar government department started out with ten very expensive drones for land management and are down to one as the others were destroyed by eagles. They just don't like them .

E T
QLD, 2286 posts
22 Feb 2017 11:46AM
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Yes Pumpy I love France, there are lots of FRENCH girls there, boy are they gorgeous. Have you seen the pictures Colas posts.

I reckon anything that destroys a drone is worth its money. Noisy FARKKKKEN things.

ET.

Kami
1566 posts
22 Feb 2017 9:49AM
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Houps ! was so glad to learn piloting my drone to catch those fugitive moments of surfing...But to do that quietly just have to stand out of the nuisance of the power plant milling the energy going into your own key pad.


DaveSandan
VIC, 1364 posts
22 Feb 2017 5:13PM
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I hired a board at Rose Bay last weekend and someone from Oz sup hire had one out watching and filming the customers, me included. Really friggin annoying having it buzz around and in front of you without permission. One lady complained loudly when the guy had to save it from the water because it lost charge, I was tempted to wack it with the paddle but was no close enough, very slippery slope the hire guys are on if you don't ask permission to film!!!

DARTH
WA, 3028 posts
22 Feb 2017 2:53PM
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Yet you guys seem to love drone footage

AndyR
QLD, 1344 posts
22 Feb 2017 6:11PM
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DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage


Yep they sure do. We wouldn't have half the epic footage online for free to watch if it wasn't for drones.

It's a compliment ET that someone thinks you are worth filming.

NewScotty
2350 posts
22 Feb 2017 4:41PM
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DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage


Any drone footage of you on your 666 at Ments ?
Unfortunately, I no longer have that pic

SP
10979 posts
22 Feb 2017 4:47PM
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NewScotty said..

chrispy said..


E T said..
not only do we have to put up with Sea Lice (jet skis), wanker clubbies, wanker clubbies in condoms (rubber duckies), speed boats and other noisy useless water craft, now when I paddle I get FARKKKKEN drones overhead.

These nuisances sound like 10,000 mozzies on steroids and the operators think its funny to buzz around your head when you are paddling into the river mouth.

Not only that, the wanker clubbies want to use them to patrol beaches. FARKKKK off, perverts that's what I reckon. all the fat useless yellow and red wankers want to do is perv on boys and girls sunbaking with not much on.

Ban the noisy, useless, pestilent bastard things I reckon.

That's all I have to say about that.

ET.





A first class and well deserved rant

Now get to work on those farken leaf blowers...

Think you are ocean lovers but you are lazy, arrogant environmental terrorists who are nothing more than suburban sloths .... get a ****ing dust pan and brush. Noise is out of control,the fumes are bs,then all the **** gets blown down the drain or all through my house....did I say ***



Don't start me on leaf blowers.
Noisy, lazy _u_nts


Don't start me..

Mum got my little bloke a toy one for Xmas... Amazing realistic and able to come inside..

Farking grandparents. it's as if they are paying me back for something

rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
22 Feb 2017 7:34PM
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DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage



Mr Vader you can use the force to bring them down. You really have moved to the dark side , thinking of getting a sup?

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
23 Feb 2017 12:49AM
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rockmagnet said..



DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage






Mr Vader you can use the force to bring them down. You really have moved to the dark side , thinking of getting a sup?




When did the Rock start 666'ing?

There is recorded history of Darth in Sept 09 riding them in the Ments- he was an early adopter.............. One of the great SB threads that one. An absolute classic.

This ones for you Scotty

Darth - do you still have the AB 6 Channel you ordered for that trip?




E T
QLD, 2286 posts
23 Feb 2017 8:19AM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

rockmagnet said..




DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage







Mr Vader you can use the force to bring them down. You really have moved to the dark side , thinking of getting a sup?





When did the Rock start 666'ing?

There is recorded history of Darth in Sept 09 riding them in the Ments- he was an early adopter.............. One of the great SB threads that one. An absolute classic.

This ones for you Scotty

Darth - do you still have the AB 6 Channel you ordered for that trip?





That's not Darth, Teddy Bear, that's PUPPIE.

ET.

NewScotty
2350 posts
23 Feb 2017 9:14AM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

rockmagnet said..




DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage







Mr Vader you can use the force to bring them down. You really have moved to the dark side , thinking of getting a sup?





When did the Rock start 666'ing?

There is recorded history of Darth in Sept 09 riding them in the Ments- he was an early adopter.............. One of the great SB threads that one. An absolute classic.

This ones for you Scotty

Darth - do you still have the AB 6 Channel you ordered for that trip?





That's the pic
thanks Ted.

Pic saved to the cloud for future posts.
If you zoom in you could see a resemblance to 'Harry high pants'

SP
10979 posts
23 Feb 2017 9:36AM
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NewScotty said..




Ted the Kiwi said..





rockmagnet said..








DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage











Mr Vader you can use the force to bring them down. You really have moved to the dark side , thinking of getting a sup?









When did the Rock start 666'ing?

There is recorded history of Darth in Sept 09 riding them in the Ments- he was an early adopter.............. One of the great SB threads that one. An absolute classic.

This ones for you Scotty

Darth - do you still have the AB 6 Channel you ordered for that trip?









That's the pic
thanks Ted.

Pic saved to the cloud for future posts.
If you zoom in you could see a resemblance to 'Harry high pants'





Paddle looks to be around the wrong way too...

rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
23 Feb 2017 2:14PM
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NewScotty said..


Ted the Kiwi said..



rockmagnet said..






DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage









Mr Vader you can use the force to bring them down. You really have moved to the dark side , thinking of getting a sup?







When did the Rock start 666'ing?

There is recorded history of Darth in Sept 09 riding them in the Ments- he was an early adopter.............. One of the great SB threads that one. An absolute classic.

This ones for you Scotty

Darth - do you still have the AB 6 Channel you ordered for that trip?







That's the pic
thanks Ted.

Pic saved to the cloud for future posts.
If you zoom in you could see a resemblance to 'Harry high pants'



Sorry , I thought Darth flew one of those Star war fighters and it was a bit like you know , the dark side posting on the dark side

DARTH
WA, 3028 posts
24 Feb 2017 8:03AM
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NewScotty said..

Ted the Kiwi said..


rockmagnet said..





DARTH said..
Yet you guys seem to love drone footage








Mr Vader you can use the force to bring them down. You really have moved to the dark side , thinking of getting a sup?






When did the Rock start 666'ing?

There is recorded history of Darth in Sept 09 riding them in the Ments- he was an early adopter.............. One of the great SB threads that one. An absolute classic.

This ones for you Scotty

Darth - do you still have the AB 6 Channel you ordered for that trip?






That's the pic
thanks Ted.

Pic saved to the cloud for future posts.
If you zoom in you could see a resemblance to 'Harry high pants'


Put it up anytime fatscotty

Tang
VIC, 580 posts
26 Feb 2017 10:02PM
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I'd be happy to pay for someone to make paddles with anti-drone projectiles encased within.....

The damn things are a blight indeed. I tried to throw my paddle at one once, til I realised I needed to work on my javelin throwing and get a heavier paddle.



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