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Topic: FUNNY STUFF......  (Read 1031516 times)

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Swinezilla?
Im thinking some of the fancy wood stackers are just unable to actually "play" the Banjo  :smt044
Too much time on there hands maybe.


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A 79-year-old California ham radio operator goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, "Roy, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Roy replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Roy's wife. "Gail," he says, "Roy is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's
done … poof, the light goes off?"

"Oh sweet Jesus," exclaims Gail. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


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